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« on: August 29, 2008, 09:58:30 PM »

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago."

The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before.

Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"

The woman says, "Forty years ago that darn bloody fence wasn't electrified dear!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 12:38:51 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 01:11:31 PM »

Was his name Elvis after all he was all shook up lol
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2008, 03:21:04 PM »

Lmao cow Grin That was too funny...I love reading jokes..so maybe I will find some and post.. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 09:16:10 AM »

Was his name Elvis after all he was all shook up lol

a funny joke with a very funny comment     all shook up   lol
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