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« on: August 31, 2010, 03:31:21 PM »
Tell me something positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel
better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, .. There's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St.
Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited    Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 07:54:49 AM »
some men just dont know how to take a hint. very funny joke thanks made my morning!!


peace  asz
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