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« on: August 03, 2010, 06:35:36 PM » |
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100 Free Credits
75 Free credits to the member that post the funniest 1 line joke in this topic, 25 credits to the runner up.
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I will do my best to pick the top five or six one line jokes and put them in a poll and everyone on the forum will have the chance to vote on what one is best.Top 2 in votes win whats listed above.
Only two one line jokes per member can be entered if you place over 2 in this topic than I will only consider your first two. This is to cut back on amount of jokes I have to pick to be top 5 or 6.
Good Luck !!!
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 09:40:10 AM » |
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[/glow][/b]  WWWOOOFFF!!!
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LegLiftin All Da Way...Imma Outta Here!!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 09:59:45 AM » |
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 
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LegLiftin All Da Way...Imma Outta Here!!!
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 01:56:20 PM » |
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Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
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"A Good Friend is someone who you can call to bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend is someone who is sitting right next to you in jail saying, "Damn that was fun, let's do it again!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 05:09:14 AM » |
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*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*
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*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 08:40:53 PM » |
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The top 5 post have been added to the poll.Everyone has 14 days from this post to vote.Only 1 vote per member.
Thanks and Good Luck !!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2010, 05:07:56 AM » |
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oh crap i had a good one too post. i know it wont count but i will post it anyways.
2 MEN WATCHING A NUDE WOMAN NOTICED A PLANE FLY OVERHEAD !!
PEACE ASZ
IN YOUR FACE JOE, IN YOUR FACE......LOL
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 05:13:29 AM » |
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*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*
COOKIES BITCH IS MY VOTE PEACE ASZ
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 02:22:57 AM » |
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*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*
COOKIES BITCH IS MY VOTE PEACE ASZ 
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 01:56:24 AM » |
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This has been my email signature for years which always gets a good laugh so in honor of this thread I thought I'd use it as my sig here also
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2010, 09:34:56 AM » |
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This has been my email signature for years which always gets a good laugh so in honor of this thread I thought I'd use it as my sig here also 
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2010, 10:40:52 AM » |
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Contest is closed and credits Paid !!!!
Congrats to the credit winners and thanks to all that participated
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2010, 11:28:06 AM » |
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Thanks so much underdog!! Just wanted to let you know how much you are appreciated here at PFP!! Have a great day!!  Sumer
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2010, 02:43:37 PM » |
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Thanks so much underdog!! Just wanted to let you know how much you are appreciated here at PFP!! Have a great day!!  Sumer Your Welcome and Thank You !!!!
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