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lbjbj

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UGLY PEOPLE
« on: August 31, 2010, 02:06:40 AM »
UGLY PEOPLE

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."   :D
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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 08:48:20 AM »
Beauty is only a light switch away !!!!   :o
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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 03:06:04 PM »
Quote from: underdog140 on August 31, 2010, 08:48:20 AM
Beauty is only a light switch away !!!!   :o
LMAO!! So true  :D
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Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 07:57:22 AM »
this one was as funny as well. keep up the funnies i just love'm

peace  asz
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