A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
that said ,"My name is Pauley, you can take me home for $50.00."
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell
you first that Pauley used to live in a house of
prostitution, and sometimes she says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
Pauley anyway. She took Pauley home and hung Pauley's cage
up in her living room and waited for Pauley to say something.
Pauley looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, Pauley
saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation considering how and
where Pauley had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith comes home from
his monthly poker tournament in Las Vegas.
"Hi, Pauley," said Keith.
"Hi, Keith," Pauley answered back.