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Old posts / Re: [url=http://www.feltstars.com/en/signup.php?rid=3240116][color=red][b][u]FeltStars poker[/u][/b][/color][/url] Freeroll?
« on: April 22, 2011, 09:28:05 PM »
Quote from: PFP admin on April 22, 2011, 10:19:30 AM
They made some changes since the fulltilt PokerStars ap issue. Casinos are illegal, poker has not been made illegal yet. Just the transfer of funds. I will be getting another game set up might be added to next months events.
Thank you for the information PFP  :)

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Jokes / SWINGERS
« on: April 22, 2011, 02:19:02 AM »
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk. :D

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Old posts / [url=http://www.feltstars.com/en/signup.php?rid=3240116][color=red][b][u]FeltStars poker[/u][/b][/color][/url] Freeroll?
« on: April 22, 2011, 01:59:31 AM »
The site shut down for maintenance at the time the PFP FRT TW QNK Freeroll was supposed to run >:( any word if and when it will be rescheduled? Speaking of which WTH happened over at FS since yesterday anyway :o Some regular/private freerolls and the casino which I really really liked have disappeared :'(

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Forum games / Re: This or That?
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:35:50 AM »
Chicken  :P

Rock-n-Roll or Country?  :)

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Our store / Re: Free Cash
« on: September 09, 2010, 06:32:58 PM »
Quote from: asz on September 09, 2010, 05:42:22 PM
i dont think you did. sometimes it isnt at the beginning of the month. i think it has to do with payments from the site and stuff like that....  dont give up the ghost yet. i once saw 2 cash bundles sit in the store for nearly a month.
peace   asz

WOW! A MONTH! That's crazy :o  Thanks for your reply asz  :)

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Our store / Re: Free Cash
« on: September 09, 2010, 04:35:52 PM »
I've been checking our store several times a day for week  :-\  Did I miss the free cash for this month  ??? 

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Jokes / Silent Treatment
« on: September 04, 2010, 02:14:39 AM »
Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said... “It is 5:00 AM, Wake up.”

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Jokes / Re: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke....
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:10:21 AM »
Quote from: TicketMan4u on September 03, 2010, 03:31:53 AM
I know his wife, and if I was married to her, I'd would have made me two bologna sandwiches that day. lol.  :D
LOL! ;D

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Jokes / CATHOLIC GIRLS
« on: September 01, 2010, 01:53:17 PM »
CATHOLIC GIRLS

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before this bitch in front of me sticks her ass in it."

 :o  :D

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Jokes / Some short jokes
« on: September 01, 2010, 01:40:00 PM »
This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your wish is my command." Great, thinks the guy, his chance has finally come! "Genie," he demands, "give me a cock that touches the floor." Where upon both his legs fell off.

In the winter a couple was at a cabin in the woods guy come in from out side can I warm my hands between your legs, "OK" he said the same thing the next time he came in with cold hands. She finally says FFS doesn't your ears ever get cold?

One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." The man replied, "Is that your final answer?" She said "Yes." "OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself;
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell"?
Lady: “No, they open”

 :D

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Off Topic / Spades
« on: September 01, 2010, 02:10:42 AM »
I just played in a brutal 4 hour spades tournament :P hearts and rummy are other card game tournaments I love to play, always a fun variety and never the same game twice :) Anyone else like these types of card games?

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Jokes / Tell me something positive
« on: August 31, 2010, 03:31:21 PM »
Tell me something positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel
better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, .. There's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St.
Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited    :D

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Poker / Playing with the pros
« on: August 31, 2010, 03:25:01 PM »
I'm sure there are many out there  :o  Has anyone played and won money against a pro? Who was it and how much did you walk away with?  :P

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Cake poker / Re: Play some of the top poker pros at [url=http://juicystakes.eu/?t=20334&Lang=en][color=red][b][u]Cake[/u][/b][/color][/url]
« on: August 31, 2010, 03:18:33 PM »
WOW! I had no idea they all played there  :o  I've never played a "Real Pro" Maybe I should download it just to have a peek or maybe even sit and play with one of them. Now that would be really cool.  :)

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Jokes / Re: UGLY PEOPLE
« on: August 31, 2010, 03:06:04 PM »
Quote from: underdog140 on August 31, 2010, 08:48:20 AM
Beauty is only a light switch away !!!!   :o
LMAO!! So true  :D

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