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underdog140

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100 Free Credits
« on: August 03, 2010, 06:35:36 PM »
100 Free Credits

75 Free credits to the member that post the funniest 1 line joke in this topic,
25 credits to the runner up.

Rules

I will do my best to pick the top five or six one line jokes and put them in a poll and everyone on the forum will have
the chance to vote on what one is best.Top 2 in votes win whats listed above.

Only two one line jokes per member can be entered if you place over 2 in this topic than I will only consider your first two.
This is to cut back on amount of jokes I have to pick to be top 5 or 6.

Good Luck !!!

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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2010, 07:08:51 PM »
winner winner chicken dinner.....
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 09:40:10 AM »
The difference between a poker player and a dog is that in about ten years the dog quits whining![/glow][/b] ;D ;D ;D

WWWOOOFFF!!!
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 09:59:45 AM »
;D ;D ;D I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 01:56:20 PM »
Two women were sitting quietly together,  minding their own business.
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 05:09:14 AM »
*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 08:40:53 PM »
The top 5 post have been added to the poll.Everyone has 14 days from this post to vote.Only 1 vote per member.

Thanks  and Good Luck !!!!
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2010, 05:07:56 AM »
oh crap i had a good one too post. i know it wont count but i will post it anyways.


2 MEN WATCHING A NUDE WOMAN NOTICED A PLANE FLY OVERHEAD !!



PEACE  ASZ

IN YOUR FACE JOE, IN YOUR FACE......LOL
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 05:13:29 AM »
Quote from: lbjbj on August 18, 2010, 05:09:14 AM
*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*

COOKIES BITCH IS MY VOTE


PEACE  ASZ
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 02:22:57 AM »
Quote from: asz on August 19, 2010, 05:13:29 AM
Quote from: lbjbj on August 18, 2010, 05:09:14 AM
*Inside me lives a skinny woman screaming to get out ~ but i can usually shut the bitch up with cookies*
COOKIES BITCH IS MY VOTE
PEACE  ASZ

:-*
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 01:56:24 AM »
This has been my email signature for years which always gets a good laugh so in honor of this thread I thought I'd use it as my sig here also ;D 
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2010, 09:34:56 AM »
Quote from: lbjbj on August 27, 2010, 01:56:24 AM
This has been my email signature for years which always gets a good laugh so in honor of this thread I thought I'd use it as my sig here also ;D 

 8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2010, 10:40:52 AM »
Contest is closed and credits Paid !!!!

Congrats to the credit winners and thanks to all that participated
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2010, 11:28:06 AM »
Thanks so much underdog!! Just wanted to let you know how much you are appreciated here at PFP!!
Have a great day!! ;)
Sumer
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Re: 100 Free Credits
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2010, 02:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Sumer on September 02, 2010, 11:28:06 AM
Thanks so much underdog!! Just wanted to let you know how much you are appreciated here at PFP!!
Have a great day!! ;)
Sumer

Your Welcome and Thank You !!!!
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