Poker Freeroll Password PFP

• Profile Info
  • Summary
  • Show Stats
  • Show Posts...
    • Messages
    • Topics
    • Attachments

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

1

Jokes / SWINGERS

« on: April 22, 2011, 02:19:02 AM »

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

2

Old posts / [url=http://www.feltstars.com/en/signup.php?rid=3240116][color=red][b][u]FeltStars poker[/u][/b][/color][/url] Freeroll?

« on: April 22, 2011, 01:59:31 AM »

The site shut down for maintenance at the time the PFP FRT TW QNK Freeroll was supposed to run any word if and when it will be rescheduled? Speaking of which WTH happened over at FS since yesterday anyway Some regular/private freerolls and the casino which I really really liked have disappeared

4

Jokes / CATHOLIC GIRLS

« on: September 01, 2010, 01:53:17 PM »

CATHOLIC GIRLS

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before this bitch in front of me sticks her ass in it."

  

5

Jokes / Some short jokes

« on: September 01, 2010, 01:40:00 PM »

This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your wish is my command." Great, thinks the guy, his chance has finally come! "Genie," he demands, "give me a cock that touches the floor." Where upon both his legs fell off.

In the winter a couple was at a cabin in the woods guy come in from out side can I warm my hands between your legs, "OK" he said the same thing the next time he came in with cold hands. She finally says FFS doesn't your ears ever get cold?

One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." The man replied, "Is that your final answer?" She said "Yes." "OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself;
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell"?
Lady: “No, they open”

 

6

Off Topic / Spades

« on: September 01, 2010, 02:10:42 AM »

I just played in a brutal 4 hour spades tournament hearts and rummy are other card game tournaments I love to play, always a fun variety and never the same game twice Anyone else like these types of card games?

7

Jokes / Tell me something positive

« on: August 31, 2010, 03:31:21 PM »

Tell me something positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel
better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, .. There's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St.
Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited    

8

Poker / Playing with the pros

« on: August 31, 2010, 03:25:01 PM »

I'm sure there are many out there    Has anyone played and won money against a pro? Who was it and how much did you walk away with? 

9

Jokes / Proud to be an Idaho Woman!

« on: August 31, 2010, 03:12:56 AM »

Proud to be an Idaho Woman!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Penn. And
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West Virginia.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third
day, his house was clean, the dishes was done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Idaho girl. He boasted
that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes
washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this
was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day some of the swelling had
gone down so he could see a little out of his left
eye!

Got to love Idaho Women! 

10

Jokes / The very first ever Blonde GUY joke....

« on: August 31, 2010, 02:16:17 AM »

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke....

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too! The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch." 

11

Jokes / UGLY PEOPLE

« on: August 31, 2010, 02:06:40 AM »

UGLY PEOPLE

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."  

12

Jokes / *Therapy*

« on: August 31, 2010, 01:58:49 AM »

*Therapy*

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.

"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
 
  

13

Old posts / Pokernordica

« on: February 14, 2010, 05:12:06 PM »

Quote from: lbjbj on February 10, 2010, 05:23:34 PM

I just downloaded PokerNordica name is OneJAce Thanks for the credits 

I didn't realize they don't have freerolls it's the only poker site I've seen that doesn't at least have a couple.

14

Members sign-in / Newbie saying hi

« on: November 22, 2008, 04:32:10 AM »

Hello all, checking out your site Thanks for having me.