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« on: December 10, 2008, 02:51:13 AM »
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Jokes / Mommy mommy 01
« on: November 21, 2008, 07:38:43 PM »
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
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Jokes / I Want to Buy That
« on: November 14, 2008, 10:27:42 AM »
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in
the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so
she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the
store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve
blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a
shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns
and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says
that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world
do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and
says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so
she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the
store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve
blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a
shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns
and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says
that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world
do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and
says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Jokes / Brunette Meets Genie
« on: November 07, 2008, 03:00:46 PM »
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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