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Jokes / Deer
« on: September 01, 2008, 10:10:40 PM »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer.

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Jokes / Biscuits
« on: September 01, 2008, 10:09:01 PM »
Two Biscuits are in an oven.
One says, "Wow. It sure is hot in here."
The other says, "Oh my gosh! A talking biscuit!"

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Jokes / How many
« on: September 01, 2008, 10:07:13 PM »
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Two. But don't ask me how they got in there.

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Forum games / Re: Pick a word that describes yourself
« on: September 01, 2008, 10:04:16 PM »
egotistical

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Forum games / Re: One word story
« on: September 01, 2008, 10:03:01 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which

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Thank you / Re: Hey daringddw welcome to Poker freeroll password
« on: September 01, 2008, 02:18:16 PM »
You're welcome. So far I like the site and the concept. Gotta earn me some credit's now. Keep those freerolls coming!!

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Members sign-in / Introductions
« on: September 01, 2008, 02:14:34 PM »
Name: Doug
Age: 34
Location: Arkansas
Years Playing Poker: 1
Favorite Poker Pro: Phil Gordon
Favorite Poker Site: Toss up between Bodog and Golden Riviera
Favorite Live Casino: Don't have one
Favorite Starting Hand: A8
Favorite Game Type: NL Holdem
Biggest Win: $15.50
Other info: Only playing in freerolls.

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Old posts / Re: PFP Labor Labour day Freerolls
« on: September 01, 2008, 02:10:45 PM »
Awesome Freerolls for labor day. Awesome way to kickoff the site. Now I just gotta earn me some credits. Good luck at the tables y'all! Peace out, yo!

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