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Thank you / NO THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 01, 2008, 12:07:14 PM »
THANK U AGAIN THIS IS A AWSOME START WHAT A DAY OF FUN AND POKER!!!!!!
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« on: August 30, 2008, 07:19:03 PM »
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all
I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'.
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"and the thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy
next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a
wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give
me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all
I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'.
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"and the thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy
next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a
wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give
me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.
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Jokes / redneck pick up lines
« on: August 26, 2008, 01:44:31 PM »
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Can you cry under water?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Members sign-in / donk
« on: August 26, 2008, 11:11:27 AM »
hello my user name on most sights is chances226 or some form of that, yes im probably same one who donked out on u and made u kick you dog
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