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Re: One word story
« Reply #120 on: September 30, 2008, 08:39:25 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens "toking "

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Re: One word story
« Reply #121 on: October 17, 2008, 11:04:51 PM »
everywhere.
it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

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Re: One word story
« Reply #122 on: October 17, 2008, 11:29:01 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking

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Re: One word story
« Reply #123 on: October 18, 2008, 04:26:06 PM »
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Re: One word story
« Reply #124 on: October 18, 2008, 04:36:15 PM »
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Re: One word story
« Reply #125 on: October 18, 2008, 04:38:24 PM »
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Solution to the glass is half full - half empty ......

If you are taken something out of the glass than its half empty if you are putting something in the glass than its half full.. 

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Re: One word story
« Reply #126 on: October 19, 2008, 05:30:38 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking wierdos with there    nosehairs

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Re: One word story
« Reply #127 on: October 20, 2008, 08:26:48 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking wierdos with there    nosehairs under

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Re: One word story
« Reply #128 on: October 20, 2008, 08:32:12 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking wierdos with there    nosehairs under  THE
Solution to the glass is half full - half empty ......

If you are taken something out of the glass than its half empty if you are putting something in the glass than its half full.. 

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Re: One word story
« Reply #129 on: October 21, 2008, 09:59:02 PM »
nosehairs under  the    armpits

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Re: One word story
« Reply #130 on: October 21, 2008, 10:54:21 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking weirdos with there nosehairs under the armpits SMELLING

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Re: One word story
« Reply #131 on: October 22, 2008, 09:48:50 AM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking weirdos with there nosehairs under the armpits SMELLING.......LIKE
Solution to the glass is half full - half empty ......

If you are taken something out of the glass than its half empty if you are putting something in the glass than its half full.. 

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Re: One word story
« Reply #132 on: October 22, 2008, 02:16:16 PM »
cheetos
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Re: One word story
« Reply #133 on: October 23, 2008, 05:56:58 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking weirdos with there nosehairs under the armpits SMELLING.......LIKE cheetos left
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Re: One word story
« Reply #134 on: October 23, 2008, 11:15:28 PM »
The last underwear raid executed today in Vegas was cancelled because pirates intercepted panties before police could be summoned. Weeks went on until Annie mooned everyone at the final Table. Scotty,smiling  , pulled Annie's pants from under his chair, while drinking Rum with coke.

Since he made alot of money in freerolls on many PokerStars donkfests. But Matesow keeps bluffing ignorantly,running his hands up Helmuth's pants and gently passed gas knocking out Helmuth's earplugs which caused chaos, throwing vomit everywhere and then exploding under pressure but really didn't expect Fossilmans glasses to shoot upwards into air.  meanwhile,  everyone gathered chips.THE floormanager also managed to bargain some cheerleaders with lots of bubbly  beer aliens toking everywhere. Blocking weirdos with there nosehairs under the armpits SMELLING.......LIKE cheetos left..........IN
Solution to the glass is half full - half empty ......

If you are taken something out of the glass than its half empty if you are putting something in the glass than its half full.. 

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