A guy wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in
Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk.
"If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the dishes." The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone.
So he decides to shag his her on the table, his girlfriend looks happy her mother looks concerned her father annoyed and still there is not a word. They have desert which he then decides to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, his girlfriend is concerned her mother pleased but her father is super annoyed . But still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone.
Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out.
At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up looks at his wife and daughter whom are looking at the hand full of Vaseline and see they are
smiling so he shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do the dishes after!" then takes a breath of air points to him and says "you get and out of the house and you two women stay inside where I can watch you two before I wash those dishes."
