A man is awaken during sleep by a genie. The genie says that he will grant the man one wish and one wish only. He says that he wants to build a bridge from heaven to his house so that he can visit his dead family and friends. The genie says that that's impossible due to the amount of steel and the logistics of it.
The man retorts, I would like to run good enough that I could win the World Series Of Poker, jokes the man.
The genie responds "Um.. How many lanes you want?"
