Nice but I heard it before ladycard2907, try this one:
A drop dead brunette walks into a bar dressed to kill looks around she over dressed compared to the people in the bar except for this one guy sitting at the bar wear hat glasses and suit. She walks up to him and sits down on the bar stool beside him and starts to talk to him. He snubs her by turning away from her and keeps on drinking. But she is determined. After a short while he starts to react to her.
She asks " what are you drinking."
He replies "
magic beer!"
This startles her but he is the best guy in the bar. She lets it pass.
After a few wine or more she asks (she is feeling the wine ) "what does the magic beer do!"
He replies " it makes me fly!"
They drink a few more rounds. She starts prying about the flying part. So the guy leads up the roof and steps off the roof and flies around the building.
Needless she is very impressed and beliefs him now, and asks "do think I will be able to fly if I drink the magic beer?"
"Maybe" is the response from him.
Well she thinks why not and goes back to the bar and starts to drink in silence as fast as him.
Now he looks at her after 1 1/2 or more dozen of beer and ask her " what are you feeling like?"
Her reply was " a little dizzy."
He knew she was lying since she looked a little green.
He says "well I guess you are ready then, want to go to the roof and find?"
"OK" is her reply.
Up to the roof and he steps off and flies around and lands beside her. She thinks o boy and jumps off the roof and falls like a rock.
Next thing there is a helicopter at roof top height and Batman says from the Bat helicopter " look Green Lantern and the rest of us got enough crime to fight we do not have time to babysit sit and safe these women. It's not their fault Loise Lane dumped you, so stop being such a SUPER jerk Superman!"
